I've decided to start calling that time of the month “Shark Week”. Anyone who knows me knows that I have been doing this for a few months now but I thought I would share it with you all. “Shark Week” just sounds so much more bad-ass than the typical names. I swear if I hear “Flo” one more time I'll strangle myself with a tampon. Everyone loves “Shark Week” on the Discovery Channel during the summer. Shark Week its dangerous and bloody and scary; just like most women once a month for a week (I know its not blood, ok but w.e). Lastly, we all know the age old rule, about going in the water during the special time when we get our monthly gift right? Stay out of the sea or your ass is bait!
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